Twenty Twenty Padayappa

When my telescreen failed to light up yesterday evening, i ran around for a big chunk of today creating havoc just to get it repaired in right time to watch the blue green war

but after squandering 4 hours of my self imposed feline hibernation i feel i could have better watched one of rajnikanth movies wherein he and his cronies wage a plethora of war tactics against uniform clad villains to save .....well the producer, the advantage being that i could have seen a shirtless beauty in the end instead of an ogre-ified M.S. Dhoni.(Thank you for shaving it by the way, avoided an eyesour, things for sourav ganguly to learn).

Well, the whole thing was simply so predictable..... like padayappa :). I can give u these strong reasons for Why India had to win today.

1. I had repaired my TV in half a day by paying 100 rs extra to the servicing guy (tea n snacks additional) just to watch this match.

2. For the multitudes of crores flown into the eleven pockets, plus ofcourse the old man's

3. For the wives and the children and friends of the 24 bookies who had to spend the night in a cell without tv and ofcourse mobile phones

4.Dhoni had to take his shirt off to prove that there are Indian captains with less hairy bodies

5. Sreesanth had to end whatever he started with his right hand , with his left hand but he ended up using both his hands for it
(Note: tissue prone westerners would find it difficult to understand the pun intended.
"Starting with your right hand and ending with your left is a metaphor in use among balti using population")

6. Shahrukh khan was in the stands strewing away kisses.

7.Yuvraj singh and joginder singh had to do that embarassing kamasutra (Find some pleasure discovering the same here) pose on the ground.(Sreesanth's "F**K YOU" comes next in the list)

Well mezbah seemed to be turning kabab mein haddi for some time forgetting that the villains(green goblins) are supposed to be the losers and he is not supposed to punch rajnikanth, only take the punches and turn prostrate. Thanks to his bookie friend who reminded him the rules just before the last over.
However ponnambalam afridi did justice to his role and was knocked out instantly, even before the punch was thrown(sigh... punch gone wasted)

But cant say the whole affair had lost that stint of tera mera, quoting shoaib malik "Thanks to all pakistanis..(pause)... not only pakistanis but to other muslims of the world"

Well i would like to log off for the day with a simple syllogism

provided shahrukh khan looked a lot like MJ today



He should have had a very nice time hugging some overgrown boys out there in the field ;)

Russian Dreams of smart prez

A single day and Russia all the way and u can do nothing but look at this epitome of anti capitalism, the cradle of the greatest dictator and covered up genocides in awe and admiration, well keeping aside the facts.

All in twenty four hours,

The dissolution of government

Scaring the F**ts out of uncle SAM with the FOAB

and the National conception day ...

Well the russian bioscope to the world is always packed with surprises, but this time it would have been a "" for a life time for the proletariat.

Declare a national holiday for baby production and explode a bomb while all the men are doing their duties sincerely at their homes.. Picturise the dementyevs,vladimirs and kruschevs thrown out of their beds and crouching in a corner with a quivering "U know what" :)
The sheer shock itself would have killed half of the supposed to be born patriots.
Maybe this is what putin called babies with a bang.

Putin may or may not be tried for perpetrating purposeful foetal homicide.However the Father of All Bombs stands out to be the sole father of the day.

Making an Indian wonder wherefrom his compatriots find so much of time to reproduce. and eventually transform his country into
A place where life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Even a thousand FOABs are not going to thwart the SQs of my countrymen. Go Bharat Go.


FootNote: I say peter jackson was struck by the idea of gollum after this man... any refutations?